I got my Triple A card. I'm a little disappointed by the whole thing because apparently, what I signed was a membership form for some roadside assistance club and not a minor league baseball contract. That's a shame because I was looking forward to some Major League style hijinks. Hey Pedro Cerrano, leave my undies alone! It's probably a good thing I'm not going into the minors as I don't think the guys there could handle my change-up, when the speed of my pitches suddenly changes from 40 mph to 38 mph.
Anywhozzle, I think it's a good thing that I have the roadside assistance thing going because I've been thinking of using a new put-down and I could see some bad side effects. The new put-down: "Oh yeah? Well, if you're so awesome, why don't you go sabotage my car?" Yeah, it's going to hurt them bad, but I am worried of people taking it literally. Triple A has got my back now.
In other news, I am glad I don't hang with rappers because I think there's a lot of ambiguity in their terminology. For instance, when they're talking posses, are they referring to their group of friends or are they talking about actual Old West style posses? I'd hate for Ja Rule to call me up and invite me into his posse, only for me to look like a fool for showing up and being the only guy there without a lasso and a hankering for justice. And don't act like this wouldn't happen, because you know those rappers with their feuds; those guys demand vengeance. I think they need to start specifying. I think the Old West style posse should get to keep that word, and the rappers need to find a new way to refer to their friends. I'm thinking they should say knitting circle or maybe coterie. Just so everyone knows, I had to get coterie from a thesaurus, but knitting circle was all mine.
Posted by Cody at July 17, 2003 10:44 PM