The Taste of Triumph

There's really only one thing I have to say today.

IN YOUR FACE, http://www.fsz.bme.hu/!

We finally did it; this page is now the #1 result for goulash on google. Go ahead, take a victory lap around your office/home/prison cell, because you deserve it. It's been 3 long months of fighting in the trenches, trying to spread the good word about the only thing that matters: the crown jewel of Hungarian cuisine. My quest ruined my marriage, killed all my pets, and got me banned from all the Luby's in Texas. But you know, now that we've made it to the top, it was totally worth it.

For those of you who are worried the success is going to go to my head, you are right. I will no longer talk to anyone who hasn't been on Entertainment Tonight. I will travel with an entourage of fellow glamorous people (Don Johnson, Ed Asner, and Terry Bradshaw). I will refer to myself as The Cody. I will not, I repeat WILL NOT, stop spreading the good word about goulash, though. To prove this, I will give you a few goulash secrets.

Best drink to go with your bowl of goulash: Jack Daniels and Tang

Best attire for eating goulash: velvet jumpsuit

Best celebrity to eat goulash with: Adam West (that goes for any food)

Best Journey to sing to your goulash before you eat it: Wheel in the Sky

Best place to eat goulash: your neighbor's bathtub

Best side dish for goulash: some of those little sweet pickles

Tomorrow, a rehash of my Saturday night with the bellydancers. And of course, more goulash.

Posted by Cody at September 28, 2003 04:47 PM