First, let's discuss what's on the tips of everyone's tongue: weinerbiscuit. I've had some major success today with weinerbiscuit. I'm not quite ready to rent an aircraft carrier, tape up a big Mission Accomplished banner, and then land a Harrier jet to celebrate the total victory of weinerbiscuit, but I am sufficiently tickled with the progress. And that's pretty much the best any man can shoot for with an endeavor: sufficient ticklins. To bust a little math out, there was an infinite percent increase in the number of times I heard someone use weinerbiscuit in conversation today, versus the rest of my life (4 versus 0). Not too shabby! If we can somehow manage to get another infinite percent increase, then we can rip apart the space time continuum.
Now, if I may, let's kick this thing up a notch. I've got some more details on the Goulash Centennial, where we shall celebrate 100 posts of Goulash. November 22, 2003, in my garage here in Austin. Unfortunately, I am serious. The super savvy move has been made to combine the Centennial with the birthday party of one Secret Agent Cooterbutt, a trust Goulash confidante. She'll be turning 21, so I am expecting to see some Girls Gone Goulash action. Not only does our joining forces add that to the mix, but it will also increase the guestlist from roughly 2 (me and someone to be named later) to possibly more than 2. To anyone thinking of attending, I make this pledge: you will come for the drunk coeds, but you will stay for the weinerbiscuits.
A few people have complained about the Centennial. They walked up to me, socked me right in the nose, and screamed, "I don't live near Austin! How the freak do you expect me to attend the Centennial? Asshole!" They had tears in their eyes, and I see why. Well, I am going to work on a little something-something so that you out-of-towners can send your Centennial greetings. I don't know what it will be or how it will work, but expect to see some HAL/Skynet stuff going on in about a week. Also, if you check the front page of Uber on Thursday, you may just see a little bit of that old Cody Powell magic.
Posted by Cody at November 5, 2003 05:32 PMFootnote 1:
Said Goulash Centennial/Cooterbuttfest will feature some award winning lawn chairs on loan from the Danzaman Collection. The Guggenheim was vying for them, but I said no dice.
Being the property of Danzaman, of course there are rumors about these chairs. But I said, "Fuck it, we'll cover em in saran wrap and use em anyway."
Posted by: Cody at November 6, 2003 08:22 AMI guess I could bring a cardboard box.
Posted by: Frito at November 6, 2003 08:57 PMI guess I could supervise Frito bringing said box.
Posted by: Pdiddy at November 6, 2003 09:28 PM