Everyone is dying to hear what I have to say about Janet Jackson and Boobygate. The best thing to come out of all of this is that I can now tell Tito Jackson that I've seen his sister's boob (note: this will also work with Jermaine and LaToya). Imagine if you're playing him in a game of Scrabble or something and he starts talking trash (inevitable in games against him). You can put him into place with, "Tell it to your sister's boob, Tito!" Not that anyone needs something else to make fun of Tito Jackson about, but it never hurts to have a little ammo in case things get rowdy.
AHHHHH YESSSSS!!! I got a response today to the James Brown personal ad that I posted yesterday. I don't want to move too fast, but I think I can definitely say that love is in the air. Here's the response:
Me hospital nightshift clearing drain traps to the main storm pipes. You wearing black tee shirt that said "Do Not Resuscitate"You asked after the handful of syringes I just pulled from the traps.
Me prouldly showing you a the fake eye I recovered that night.
Remember our chance encounter? If so message me, if you haven't been 'recovered' yourself already.
sincerely,
XXXX
And to think, I was ready to give up on romance after all the scorn and derision my prison pen pal had heaped upon me. Get ready for the sweetest loving you could ever imagine, mystery James Brown lover! I will keep everyone updated on the progress I make here. Should things go too far, I may have to ask a certain James Brown imitator to seal the deal for me.
I forgot to update CarlosJacott.com last week, but i made up for it today. I couldn't help but notice that someone wrote in to Noah Baumbach's site and asked him if Carlos's site was kosher (question 236). You're lucky I don't box your ears for that one, Ben in Denver. I don't know what to make of Noah's response to the question, but it is a verifiable fact that the Jacott Revolution is picking up some steam.
Speaking of picking up some steam, weinerbiscuit, is starting to spread around the web like poison ivy. Exhibit 1. The thing you know, Carson Daly will be saying it on TRL and I'll be forced to kill myself in shame. Can't wait!
Posted by Cody at February 2, 2004 06:03 PMAhh crap, I just realized I can't reply without forking over some dollars to Yahoo. You'll pay for this, Maximillion Von Yahoo.
Posted by: Cody at February 2, 2004 06:20 PMSend your mojo wienerbiscuit, come to mama
Posted by: XXXX at February 2, 2004 08:34 PMSchumin rocks.
Posted by: Pdiddy at February 2, 2004 10:44 PMI'm not worthy! The Delmont linked in a Goulash post? Weinerbiscuit 4-Life!!!
Posted by: Timmy at February 3, 2004 08:51 AMAny weinerbiscuit pioneer is worthy of a little bit of that linkage. And I'm not sure what to make of the "mojo weinerbiscuit" message, but it sounds like the kind of thing that'd get James Brown riled up.
Posted by: Cody at February 3, 2004 09:02 AM