MARCH MADNESSSSSSSSSS! Yackalackalackalacka (crazed basketball fan noises)!! If March were any madder right now, April would have a shiv in its backside!
I do love the NCAA Tournament, mostly because on the first two days, there's a very real chance that a team like Duke gets beaten by a team like Professor Hambone's School of Crockpot Repair. (Wouldn't surprise me, those Crockpotters can rebound.) Also, it's the one time of year when, as an office employee, you're legally entitled to gamble and talk smack to your coworkers nonstop. The following scene gets played out a lot.
Guy 1: Hey, I noticed on this spreadsheet, the total doesn't equal the sum of the subtotals.
Guy 2: Oops, my mistake.
Guy 1: So you're terrible at more than just picking basketball games? Here's my impression of you, (picks up pen) "SPREADSHEET SPREADSHEET *fart noise* SOUTH ALABAMA OVER FLORIDA *fart noise*!" Tell me, how do you find such slim Pampers? I can hardly tell you're a pants pooper, you pants pooping, no picking, spreadsheet ruining, piece of crap!
Yeah, it's hard to beat. I'd stay home and watch the games, if I didn't enjoy humiliating my coworkers so much.
(PS: I expect some serious props for the pun in the comments of yesterday's post.)
Posted by Cody at March 16, 2006 06:31 PM