I heard the rumors. It was impossible not to. It seemed like everywhere I went, I heard people say, "Gee, Cody said he'd update his website on Tuesday and it's been two days already! The Mexicans killed him!" Well, they would've. Especially when they found out those weren't pesos I was handing out, but torn off pieces of a napkin that I'd colored. Fear not, good people of Webachusetts, for I eluded my captors and have returned.
This is going to be a brief entry for I am incredibly tired. Why so tired, you ask? Well, I got hijacked last night by a gang of angry jam consumers. Yes, I have been selling homemade jams and jellies again, to disastrous results. In actuality, some associates of mine came down yesterday, surprised me at work, and then chained me to my couch and forced me to watch Young Einstein. Anyway, I am taking tonight to recover, so don't expect any $10 entry. Think of this entry as a salad bar, with no choice of dressing and a sneeze guard made out of gravel.
Posted by Cody at July 31, 2003 8:57 PM