Bustin Makes Me Feel Gooood

Off of I-35 here in Austin, there is a place of questionable taste advertising Nude Modelling. This place could pull off the greatest thing ever if they just listen to this idea. First, you advertise the crap out of the Nude Modelling thing. Then, you make everyone pay up front to take a look at the nude models. Then, you let them into a room where they find a bunch of naked old men working on little models of boats and cars and stuff. And if you really want to sass them up, have a few naked guys working in AutoCAD. How great would that be? If anyone decides to give me a hidden camera show, this would be the first thing I'd do.

In other news, there was a midnight showing of Ghostbusters last night that I was fortunate enough to attend. Man, I love that movie. In the words of Ray Parker Jr., Bustin' makes me feel goooood. I actually remember seeing the original Ghostbusters in the theater with my dad. If we want to put that on my life's timeline, it'd be right around the time I became convinced a giant marshmallow man was trying to kill me, due to the evil spirit Zuul. I'm pretty sure that Ghostbusters and those night terrors were unrelated. Anyway, I am trying to narrow down why I like GB so much. It's hard, but I think I came up with a movie goodness equation that explains it.

Movie Goodness = (2 * Ghosts Eating Hot Dogs) + (the Delightful Ernie Hudson's Screen Time/5) + (Rick Moranis Goes Crazy ^ 2) * (ln e ^ Keymaster and Gatekeeper Repartee)

So, as you can see, Ghostbusters beats out the next best film, Miss Congeniality, by a wide margin. In my search to bring you people only the most relevant materials, I found Ray Parker Jr.'s website, where he has a Gossip Page. While there's not really anything about the Ghostbusters theme song, you may be interested to know that Andre Fischer, David Foster, and Ray Parker Jr. used to do sessions with Flat Top and Cookie for $35 bucks a day. I have no idea what to make of that information, but Flat Top and Cookie have some explaining to do.

Posted by Cody at August 10, 2003 8:54 PM