Going Global

Good news, chums. It looks like as of today, this site has been visited by people in 6 continents. The lone holdout is Antarctica. You've always got to be that way, don't you, Antarctica? Such a show off. There is a long list of things that other continents participate in, that Antarctica just refuses to have anything to do with. This includes: people, vegetation, petting zoos, and Super Wal-Marts. It does have an abundance of penguins and Abominable Snowmen, though.

That being said, I think that is the way I will get Antarcticans to visit the site. I must offer lots of penguin grooming tips, along with the secret to defeating the Abominable Snowman. Penguin grooming tip #1: dress your penguin up in a tuxedo to capitalize on the whole irony thing. Penguin grooming tip #2: paste mutton chop sideburns to the side of your penguin's face. Penguin grooming tip #3: exfoliate your penguin nightly with a Loofa sponge. And finally, here is the secret to defeating the Abominable Snowman: harpoon him in the knees. You're welcome, Antarctica.

In case you're interested, here is everything you could hope to know about Antarctica. According to that, there are roughly 1000 scientists in Antarctica right now, with quite a few of those coming from South America. I don't think the odds are good of any South American scientist in Antarctica just stumbling upon this site, even with the penguin grooming tips and the secret to destroying the Abominable Snowman. So, here's some custom made content for South American scientists in Antarctica:La geología del antártida me fascino. Too good for Spanish? Here it is in Portuguese: Eu sou fascinado pela geologia do antarctica. Note: if you are from Antarctica, please leave a comment below and I will send you a prize.