Ahhhhhh, I just realized the Two Towers came out on DVD today and I forgot to buy it. You may be wondering, "Why not just go out and buy it now?" Listen, if I'm going to be making lots of spontaneous little trips outside my apartment, I will never reach my dream of being morbidly obese. Also, did it ever occur to you that I may be saving tonight to catch up on my stories? Also, did you happen to notice how I linked to the IMDB entry on the Two Towers, in case you were unfamiliar with it? I realize that most of my audience here is in a Cuban prison camp or is too scared of germs to leave the bathroom, so I try to keep you guys aware of the latest cultural movements.
Boy howdy, I am feeling like I got Monkey Poxed last night. In case you're wondering, to Monkey Pox someone is to sneak into someone's apartment and let loose a squadron of prarie dogs who are all infected with Monkey Pox. Remember this summer, when Monkey Pox was a big story for like three days? The whole thing was just too confusing. There was a disease called Monkey Pox that was being spread by prarie dogs. It just doesn't make sense. Why isn't it Prarie Dog Pox? Where do the monkeys fit in? Which animal should we take up arms against? The people demand answers!
Lots of people talk about the media's liberal slant, but if you ask me, the media has an anti Monkey Pox clarification slant because I never did hear that whole thing explained. And now I'm paying for it, because I am a little sniffley and I need to jump to a conclusion as to which disease is about to kill me. So I pick Monkey Pox, which was never really explained to me, and now I have to half ass my way through it. I point the finger at you, Dan Rather. Don't come around here looking for pastries or ice cream bars because all you're going to get is a tsunami of thunderous karate chops around the face, neck, and shoulders. This goes for all news commentators. The next time there is a disease with a bizarre name like Monkey Pox, give me the details or I'm putting on my spanking gloves.
Posted by Cody at August 26, 2003 5:45 PMi seemed to get extreamly confused by you're collum about monkey pox. so the chicken ran away? or did it buy a spaceship? and who, yes who, do you call bert the every flavoured parsnip? its not right i tell you!! go away...we is sorry for the touble we have caused, but if you could please put this onto your web site, i think everyone needs to know about the trouble Kurt the parsnip has been through. thankyou for your time and keep on truckin'.
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