Goulash Wars

Folks, take a look at this. That's right, this site is the #2 result for goulash on google. Every day, about 15 people mistakenly get this site while looking up a recipe for their favorite Hungarian treat. I don't know about you, but I think it's a wonderful system when I can pick a random food as the name for a weblog and just a few months later, I am recognized as the world's 2nd leading authority on that food. Of course, maybe my google ranking has nothing to do with this site and is just a reflection on my goulash making skills. Skills which, may I remind all of you, are freaking fierce. My secret? I put fritos and Olde English in every pot. Don't tell anyone!

Back to business. Yes, I find the #2 ranking to be immensely satisfying, but it's not enough. This site is destined for #1 and all of us know it. The current #1 result will undoubtedly result to bribery and smear tactics to keep this from happening, but it's just a matter of time; you can't stop fate, János Mohácsi and Imre Szeberényi. I'm going to take your spot on google and then rub your stinky Hungarian faces in it. Abandon your site and now be spared.

Assuming that János and Imre don't abandon their site, I am going to need some help from you people. We need to get this baby to #1, pronto. How do we do that? I have no idea, but I will look it up. Okay, what I need you people to do is replace all of your links to the goulash page on www.fsz.bme.hu with a link to here. I know, it'll be hard and your visitors may come to resent you. Tough cookies! Your visitors will come to appreciate you for more than links to goulash recipes. If not, they're a bunch of assholes and you don't want them there anyway.

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