Arnold v. Predator

Some of you may've heard through the grapevine that I had snagged carlosjacott.com, with the intent of creating a site devoted to everyone's favorite actor, Mr. Carlos Jacott. Well, believe the hype. I haven't put much stuff up yet and I'm not really sure what to do with it just yet, so if anyone has any ideas, let me know.

What I was thinking of doing is posting once a week there with something that is marginally related to Carlos Jacott. It's pretty much impossible to find anything at all on the web related to him, so I thought I would just make stuff up once a week and make it like the Carlos Jacott Gazette. It'd be sort of like Entertainment Tonight, but all made up and all about Our Man Jacott. If anyone wants to help, give me a shout and you'll be in like flint. If you don't want to help, then I am not responsible for what the forces of Jacott do to you.

In other news, there's a strong likelihood that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be voted governor of California tomorrow. If there's one thing I learned from the Jesse Ventura debacle in Minnesota, it's that electing one of the stars of Predator to the highest office in the state isn't as cool as it might seem. How can education and taxation matter at all once you've faced that beast from outer space? It'll be all, "Budget meeting? Can't make it, I've got to go down to Brazil with Carl Weathers to set some alien traps."

Of course, when the Predator does attack the USA, California will be laughing all the way to their new alien overlord's space plantation. That will probably be Arnold's only major accomplishment in office, the Predator Protection Act. Of course, when it doesn't work and we're all being gathered up to become alien sex slaves, he'll be full of, "Gray Davis crippled my administration's power to stop the Predator! Gray Davis, not the Predator, is the real enemy!" This, and many other reasons, is why Gary Coleman has received the coveted endorsement of Goulash. Good luck tomorrow, GC.

Posted by Cody at October 6, 2003 5:50 PM