To all my friends that I sold down the river today in order to get extra entries in some stupid contest to see Return of the King's premiere in New York, I am sorry. But when you're partying with me, Samwise Gamgee, and Theoden in the streets of the Big Apple, you'll see things a little differently. The sad thing is that right now, I am coming up with more people I could've sent this to. I hope it's incredibly clear now that the only reason I talk to anyone is so that I can win Lord of the Rings related prizes. You're all just pawns in my attempt to see how hairy Frodo's hands really are (and yes, I mean that sexually).
One thing about me is that I have a scary memory. The scariest instance ever was a few months ago when I met a guy for the first time and I remembered seeing him at a concert a few years ago. He pooped his pants out of terror, and I can't blame him because at the time all of this happened, I was naked and clenching a machete in my teeth. Sadly, my powers of recognition never help when it comes to useful things like studying for a test/remembering where my pants are/recalling my reason for lighting Wil Wheaton's undies on fire. It's like my parents fed me radioactive gin seng when I was a baby, and instead of making me Super Memory Man, it's made me Super Retarded Shit Memory Man.
Do I have a point? No. It's just that I feel the constant urge to remind all of you what an enigma I am. Every time you begin to think you've got me figured out, I can whip out an extremely strange fact about myself. It's just one of the many reasons why there's been such demand for Cody Powell Trivial Pursuit. What would the categories be? Phobias, Crazy Schemes, Things I Accidentally Said and then Had to Go Along With, Bizarre Talents, and Irrational Hatreds. This is something to expound upon in a later entry.
Posted by Cody at October 9, 2003 5:56 PMGood old crazy schemes, like the wet t-shirt contest or the public access show.
Posted by: Frito at October 9, 2003 9:19 PMah, the wet t-shirt contest... i just looked up the statute that we surely would have been arreseted under, and we would have had an affirmative defense. You have to be more than 2 years older than the girls. I'm sure we would have been fucked some other way though.
Posted by: Danza at October 10, 2003 1:33 PMAt my funeral, I want you guys to give the mourners an extended breakdown on the wet t-shirt contest, because that's the crazy scheme I'm proudest of. You'll probably need some flow charts or something because we put some thought into that one.
Posted by: Cody at October 10, 2003 5:43 PMagree with u
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