Let me make something clear. There is one thing, and only thing, that I am devoted to: shameless self promotion. That being said, check out The Letters of Uncle Murray, a little yarn that I spun in the latest issue of Haypenny. I have a feeling that when the press gets wind of it, it's going to burn a few journalistic pot-pies. Can you say Watergate II?
BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS. That's how I'm going to start all new paragraphs from now on, I just want everyone to know that. Actually, that revelation leads to something I've been thinking about lately: I'm going to need to come up with some catch phrases if I'm really serious about becoming the sweetheart of the Internet. And just ask anyone who's seen my locker at the YMCA: I'm as serious a case of monkey pox when it comes to becoming the sweetheart of the internet. That being said, I've come up with a few catch phrases I'm going to start working in to my entries and also just general conversation.
You'll be seeing all of those soon on t shirts, lunch boxes, ponchos, mocassins, possum traps, bottles of pancake batter, and velvet fanny packs. Before you know it, sassy black kids on sitcoms and dope-smoking grannies in movies will be shouting these out and then pointing to their privates. I refuse to be called a hero, though.
Posted by Cody at October 15, 2003 6:07 PM