Goulash Centennial

Folks, you don't have to tell me what you've been thinking. It goes a little something like, "We're approaching the 100th post on Goulash. I wish there was some way to celebrate this momentous occasion!" I wouldn't be #1 on you know who if I didn't anticipate stuff like this. So, put this in your pipe and smoke it: Goulash Centennial event on Saturday, November 22 here in Austin. If we are unable to book the city of Austin for this occasion, then I'm looking at you, Nuevo Laredo. Whatever the case is, bring your party pantaloons.

Again, let me guess what you're thinking. "Hmm, sounds interesting, but I'm a little wary. At the last event you organized, didn't Rick Moranis get mauled by some kind of a demon dog? And even if I did want to attend, how much would this hootenanny cost me?" As for your first point, you're referring to Ghostbusters. And as far as how much this thing will cost to attend, that's the best part: only $250 a person. Now, when it comes to exactly what is going to go on at this Goulash Centennial, I am not sure. I do know that I will be unveiling my infamous new mixed drink called Ralph Macchio's Hyundia. I won't tell you the ingredients, but they might just be tequila, motor oil, and a lock of Daniel-san's hair. Everybody drinks a gallon, or else I'll punch them in the goonies.

All of this crap right now is tentative, and as soon as I get the logistics figured out (read: where can I find a place that'll sell me 200 Fudgie the Whale cakes?), I am taking that info straight to the peeps. If anyone has an idea as to what we should do at this thing, then leave a comment below. One definite is a beauty pageant where we crown Miss Goulash. Aside from that, anything goes.