October 7, 2003

Titling Woes

Well folks, Hollywood has bowed to the pressure applied to it by the forces of goulash, and has come out with Scary Movie 3. Finally, a little resolution to the questions all of us had after Scary Movie 2. My only complaint is that they didn't do something funny with the title, like Scary Movie 3.14: Pi Up Yo Ass. I think that's a lost art, doing something funny with numbers. Back in the olden days of the mid 90s, it seemed like every summer, we would get a movie title with a fraction or a crazy number in it. Everyone can come up with poop jokes or testicle gags, but it takes a special sort to come up with a good joke based around a number in the title. Let's see what i can come up with for Scary Movie 3.

  • Obviously, the 3.14 counts, since that was a good one.
  • The Third Scary Movie: 3 Men and a Little Afraidy. The three men would obviously be Ted Theodore Danson, Steve Guttenberg, and Tom Selleck, and then you could do a sort of cross over sequel.
  • Scary Movie Pee, Oops, We Meant Three. That would give you a pretty good idea of the raunchy territory you had entered.
  • Scary Movie Three (Dog Night). Imagine a movie featuring rock and roll heros beating off a pack of vicious zombie dogs in a comedic fashion. This is pure gold.

    As everyone can see, I have a bright future ahead of me in titling. And now, because I can't think of a way to end this whole thing, I will share with you a haiku I wrote about Halloween.
    Come get candy. Check
    for razors, werewolves, and the
    ghost of John Ritter.
    Sho nuff. Hopefully tomorrow will make more sense.

    Posted by Cody at October 7, 2003 5:50 PM
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