A lot of people have asked me what they should bring to the Goulash Centennial. This is good, as anyone who comes empty handed shall be thrashed, and then thrown into a steel cage with a group of ravenous armadillos. Here are the things you should consider bringing:
If we can manage to get all of this stuff together, we're looking at an occasion of Spuds McKenzie-like insanity. Remember him? He was a party dog, enslaved to a beer company(the entire saga here). The fact that I still have an enormous Spusd McKenzie poster in my bedroom makes me think that maybe what this site needs is a Spuds McKenzie sort of animal to make goulash seem young and hip. I couldn't just rip off Spuds directly, I'd need something to really differentiate my party animal. I'm thinking Hiram, the Party Collie. He's only serious about three things: getting loaded, reading goulash, and going to temple. Take a look at what I came up with:
Woah! Partyzilla! I know who I'll be rocking out with this weekend.