A lot of people have asked me what they should bring to the Goulash Centennial. This is good, as anyone who comes empty handed shall be thrashed, and then thrown into a steel cage with a group of ravenous armadillos. Here are the things you should consider bringing:
If we can manage to get all of this stuff together, we're looking at an occasion of Spuds McKenzie-like insanity. Remember him? He was a party dog, enslaved to a beer company(the entire saga here). The fact that I still have an enormous Spusd McKenzie poster in my bedroom makes me think that maybe what this site needs is a Spuds McKenzie sort of animal to make goulash seem young and hip. I couldn't just rip off Spuds directly, I'd need something to really differentiate my party animal. I'm thinking Hiram, the Party Collie. He's only serious about three things: getting loaded, reading goulash, and going to temple. Take a look at what I came up with:
Woah! Partyzilla! I know who I'll be rocking out with this weekend.
Hey, lemme know if you get ahold of the wily Ultimate Warrior! I have some hard-edged questions to ask him about his alleged "daily workout," as detailed in this twelve-year-old coloring book based on his life. Like, where does he FIND all the alligators to roll boulders at him?
Posted by: Brendan at November 13, 2003 9:18 PMIf only Thunderbird came in keg form. And I know nobodys bringing any fried chicken.
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Posted by: Pdiddy at November 14, 2003 12:42 AMRE: the Ultimate Warrior
Have you ever checked his site out? http://www.ultimatewarrior.com
Oh my god, it is so crazy. Also, anyone who creates Thunderbird in a keg is going to make Bill Gates look like destitute street person who thinks he's Jesus
I am fairly certain that Hiram is a Shetland Sheepdog. You are a disgrace to dog fanciers everywhere.
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