The Birth of Weinerbiscuit

When I was in elementary school, there was this guy in my class who swore that he was the one who made up the "Me Chinese, Me Play Joke, Me Put Pee Pee In Your Coke" rhyme. I knew he was full of shit, because that one was handed down from heaven above, but I had no way of proving it. This guy just went on bragging about "his" contribution to poetry, while I fumed on. I swore then and there that I would have revenge, and today, it starts. I have decided that I'm going to coin a new term here on this site. Then, when it takes the nation by storm like a latter day Pokemon, I will find that guy and show him who the true master is.

The first task here is to find the right phrase. The only criterion it must satisfy is that when I google the term, 0 hits must come up; this phrase has to be shot brand new out of goulash's birth canal. Also, I think it'd be funny if the word biscuit was in there somewhere. So, option 1: tittybiscuits, which would be like a cool, new insult. Holy crap, 65 results; there should be a word for when you're terrified and impressed at the same time. I've scratched that one off the list. Option 2: biscuit ass, probably another insult, but this one has a real zing to it. Okay, 42 results; I am disappointed, but not discouraged. Option 3: weinerbiscuit, which would be used ideally as an exclamation of frustration. For instance, if your wife just got carried away by the Skunk Ape, you could clench your fists really tightly and yell "Weinerbiscuit!" Now, the test: EUREKA. No results. We have a winner.

Now it is time for me to get the ball rolling with weinerbiscuit. I'm going to use it a few times tonight in conversation and look into getting some t shirts made that say, "I'm with Weinerbiscuit!" Aside from that, I appeal to you to people. If you should happen to find yourself in a situation where saying the word weinerbiscuit fits, then by all means, do it. Repeat it a few times. Wink while saying it, if you want to. If anyone laughs at you, say, "Yeah, I heard some stupid manatee saying it on Spongebob Squarepants. But seriously, it's kind of cool, right? Weinerbiscuit weinerbiscuit weinerbiscuit!"