Alas, we meet again, Wednesday. Or as some of us free spirits like call it, Hump Day. Sometimes, I wish I could be a marine biologist just so that when someone refers to Wednesday as Hump Day, I can say, "Don't you mean Humpback Day?" And then I'd show them my whale suspenders and do a little dance. If they didn't laugh, then I'd grab them by the collar and scream, "But to me, every day is Humpback Day! It's called the ecosystem; look into it, chump!" Yes, I would be a high-strung marine biologist.
Speaking of high-strung marine biologists, guess who just posted something on CarlosJacott.com? That's right, ol' Stinks Powell. That being said, I have some exciting news to relate about my Carlos Jacott related activities: I have procured a lock of his hair. No, that's not it, not that I wouldn't be willing to be shell out some greenbacks for something like that (you hearing me, eBay?). The exciting news is that I am now only 3 degrees of separation away from Carlos Jacott. At this time last week, I was infinite degrees of separation from him, and now we're practically second cousins. If I keep up at this rate, I'll have to rename my apartment to the Cool Dude Express because Carlos will be living in my bathroom any day now.
All of this degrees of separation stuff has got me thinking about other notables that I'm connected with. Probably the coolest connection, aside from personally knowing Schumin, is knowing a guy who knows Prince. I think if I had to pick three people to be vaguely connected to, I couldn't do much better than Schumin, Prince, and Carlos Jacott. A triumverate like that hasn't been seen since Pompey, Crassus, and Caesar. You get the four of us together and you better break out the meat tenderizer, because this get-together has wasp sting written all over it.
Posted by Cody at December 3, 2003 5:48 PMIt's not so much me as it is Roenick. He's good.
Posted by: Wheatables at December 3, 2003 6:47 PMI'd like to see some fancy chef say, "It's not so much me as it is pudding. It's good." It doesn't really relate to anything, but I like the way it sounds.
Posted by: Cody at December 3, 2003 7:14 PMNo, no, no. That's not how it works. You can't just throw quotations out there willy-nilly. That'd be utter chaos. They have to relate to the post tangentially. For instance, "Cool! I'm going to look up blow job." Uttered by one Carlos Jacott in the best movie ever, i.e. Kicking and Screaming. Or "Hey, there's a humpback whale over there" in that movie with that guy that time. You see how that works? I'm watching you Wheatables.
Posted by: Danza: Self Proclaimed Goulash-Post Nazi at December 3, 2003 10:46 PMZing!
Posted by: Pdiddy at December 3, 2003 11:26 PM