No entry yesterday because my internet connection was giving me no love. Or maybe it wasn't working due to outrage. You see, someone left a startling message in the comments for CarlosJacott.com last night (seen at the bottom of this entry). The rogue wrote:
Is it true that Carlos did an adult video during his rougher, pre-'she spies' days in LA? Can I get it on DVD from you?
I would like the people of Goulash to weigh in on this. What are the odds of Carlos having appeared in porn? I am going to lay it all out right here and say no matter how much each of us has hoped for it, it's probably not true. Now soft core, that's a possibility. You know, he could be the warden at the women's penitentiary or something. Anything more than that seems unlikely. The only place you'll be seeing Carlos getting it on with a gila monster and an amputee with a harelip is in your dreams, buddy.
However, the dude who posted this did allude to some rougher days for Carlos. What does that mean, I wonder. Did Carlos used to have a goatee? Did he chase around old ladies with poop on a stick? Maybe the adult video was part of his initiation into a biker gang? I must find out! I guess I shall be adding one more thing to the list of New Years Resolutions: figure out the Carlos Jacott Porn Riddle.
Posted by Cody at December 31, 2003 2:07 PM