Well, I'm feeling roughly 738% better than I did yesterday, so I will again assume the title of Grand Poobah of the Goulash. And let me tell you, holding that position down is no easy feat because I really got suckered into signing a bad contract when I applied for the gig. Not only am I obligated to do 5 entries a week here (3 good entries, 0.75 of a great entry, and 1.25 bad entries), but here are a few other things I must do in order not to get sued by CodyPowell.com, Inc.:
- Spend no less than an hour a day marketing CodyPowell.com merchandise, such as bibs, wooden shoes, and cake mix.
- Check the temperature once in an hour in the real Cody Powell's cryogenic chamber.
- One weekly guest appearance on the popular Spanish soap opera, "Aye, Mis Cacahuetes!".
- Serve as cheerleader for the Texas Celebrity Rollerball Championship (after the last one, I got bit on the ankle and thrown down a flight of stairs by none other than Mr. Troy Aikman).
- Accompany Frodo to Mordor to destroy the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom (not looking forward to this one).
- Forfeit any profits made off my new side business, Cody Powell's Fancy Dancing Academy.
Yeah, it's a lot of sacrifices, but as I like to tell random people I meet at the gas station, I didn't choose Goulash; Goulash chose me.
I normally don't do the link thing, but I found a good interview with the guys behind Aqua Teen Hunger Force on flakmag.com. Those guys are geniuses, and you can consider them officially invited to the Goulash Bicentennial.
Posted by Cody at December 8, 2003 5:20 PM