As I mentioned yesterday, here is the textual buttermilk I delivered to the front door of Haypenny. I think it's very amusing. When I wrote it and sent it in, I made one demand; I said they could only run it if they promised to never publish anything after that. Apparently they took that one seriously. Hey guys, I was just joking! It's just so hard to convey when you're kidding in an email. Oh well, screw them.
With today being the Iowa Caucuses, I have been asked more than once who will get the coveted Goulash endorsement for the Democratic nomination. Boy, it's been a tough one. I really like the way Howard Dean rolls his sleeves up when he talks, but at the same time, Dennis Kucinich sent me a box of homemade taffy the other day. And let me tell you this, when I ate the first piece, I thought maybe they were making another House Party movie in my mouth. Let's just hope Dennis can run the Oval Office the way he runs his nuclear powered taffy press. Actually, I haven't yet made up my mind of whom to support. There are lots of good candidates, so I'm basically just going to let the liberal, Jew-run media tell me which is the best.
Speaking of liberal, Jew-run media, I wish that just once, a group I'm affiliated with would be implicated in a crazy conspiracy. It doesn't have to be a big one, I just want to be involved. This is only a rough draft, but I'm thinking of something along the lines of "Nissan drivers control the world's cashew supply." I realize that we Nissan drivers have a ways to go before we're dominating the world in the eyes of the super crazies, but we can at least get a little something started. And I think I may have eaten some spoiled hot dogs for dinner, so I am going to go weep on the bathroom floor and pray for death's sweet embrace.
PS: Everyone look at the title I gave this post; it's pretty good.
Posted by Cody at January 19, 2004 7:06 PM