Emails I Mistakenly Received

Here are a few emails mistakenly sent to me today.

Dear Phil Collins,
What is Phil short for? I'm thinking Phillip, but my friend says Philbert. Is that even a name? And remember that old video game QBert? He says that game is secretly an homage to you, Philbert Collins. At the very east, that is questionable. Set us straight, Phil(lip)(bert).
Sincerely,
Dudezilla Jones

Dear Phil Collins,
Well, we're getting closer to making Qbert 2 a reality. Is it cool with you if we still pattern each level after Genesis songs? And since we're talking about it, can the main character still be a naked Philbert Collins? You have the final say on this, as you are our muse.
Sincerely,
Boogaloo Brown, CEO of Philbert Interactive

Dear Phil Collins,
It is with extreme dissatisfaction that I send this email. After thousands of rumors on various message boards and years spent playing the game, I have finally made it to the mythical Level X of Qbert. My excitement at reaching this milestone was quickly supplanted by bewilderment and outrage, as this final, super secret level was nothing more than a vide called "Phil Collins' Waffle Party". Thank you for making a mockery of all of my hard work. I hate you, and I hate Genesis.
Sincerely,
Frostilicus Wilson
PS: What were you topping those bad boys with, strawberries? I know I saw some whipped cream in there.