The storm clouds are gathering on the horizon, friends. We all know about the humiliation documented in yesterday's entry, thanks to the nefarious Google-fixing activities of one evil Hungarian. In addition to that, Will, my roommate for the last 3 years I was in San Antonio, sucker-punched me Saturday while I was drinking a beer at Tim's b day party. Finally, Will shows his true colors; your name's on the list, buddy. And then there's the fact that Toby Keith won't stop sending me dirty telegrams. I admire your erotic artistry, Toby, but I do not share your sentiments on us doing it.
Yes, lots of bad news, but if there's one thing that this site is about, it's making a positive out of a negative. In fact, if I had to sum up Goulash, I'd do it thusly: "When life gives you lemons, peel the lemons. Then use the peels to construct a fancy yellow mask. Put the mask on; you are now Lemon Man. You travel from town to town, making people eat citrus and convincing the elderly not to trust the UN."
In that spirit, I would like to announce the first ever Goulash contest. Here's how it's going to work. Everyone has one week from today to send in their best Goulash-inspired haiku, and the winner will get a special homemade treat. If you happen to be giggling at the thought of it, let me tell you now that I couldn't possibly be more serious about this. Just email me at cody@codypowell.com with your entries. You can enter as many times as you want, but your entries have to be submitted by March 15th at 11:59 PM.
In case you're stumped as to how to start, here's an example of a Goulash-inspired haiku.
Internet sexy
man. Cody doesn't dance for
Carlos any more.
Does it have to be abuot goulash or can it just be goulash inspired?
Posted by: xyz at March 8, 2004 6:36 PMWhichever. As I antipate getting a maximum of 3 entries, you can pretty much do whatever you want.
Posted by: Cody at March 8, 2004 6:42 PMHow bottles will break
Goulash Bicentennial
Machete for Boj
Hot damn, you people have some serious catching up to do after Frito's entry.
Posted by: Cody at March 8, 2004 7:14 PMCodyPowell dot com
Starting the weinerbiscuit
Viva la Goulash
My plan for Bicentennial:
Jager is yummy
No throw up on Cody's bed
Stay up until ten
Suddenly the competition gets a little more interesting.
Posted by: Cody at March 8, 2004 9:02 PMBye, Centennial.
Goulash says, "Make room for some
Bicentennial!"
A crowded topless box
Cold Jagermeister for all
Sweet bliss soon arrives
Blast! My first line has 6 syllables! I chalk it up to the early morning hour. I have brought shame to myself and my family. Please accept this new haiku, dedicated to Cody's rubber tree, as an apology.
With tinsle you shine
Filling the corner with vim
Death will soon be here
I'm on a roll:
Oh, Mike and Julie
Take the party up a notch
Punch Dave every time
HoPo and Jager
Looks like someone likes the sauce
Time to change the sheets
Bicentennial
How can we top it, you ask
Tricentennial
In the Topless Box
Just Cody and Paul rock out
Homoerotic
More Goulash, less Centennital:
Five postings a week
Must be three paragraphs long
Herve Villachez
The Goulash updates
Only Sunday through Thurdays
I hate the weekends
A lot of haiku
Legal memo unfinished
Procrastinating
Someone is taking the offer of a homemade prize VERY seriously.
Posted by: Cody at March 9, 2004 9:22 AMChicks with dicks are no
Match for the freakish genius
Of Cody Powell.
Spread the Goulash name
Kick the Hungarian's ass
Take back Number One
Loved Centennial
Live for Bicentennial
Die for the Goulash
Circle of Jager
A Danza made Topless Box
We all bleed Goulash
Fuck you Pdiddy
The prize is as good as mine
You should just give up
June Nineteenth 'O3
C-Po bangs at the keyboard
Goulash hits the scene
Why did he do it?
We don't know. He threw away
the first topless box.
Goulash tastes like shit
Must include nature to be
a haiku fucktard
Danza and Diddy:
Only thing they like more than
haiku is hand jobs.
And let's just ignore that little nature thing for now.
Posted by: Cody at March 9, 2004 1:25 PMWho is the fucktard?
None of us have used nature
Clarify yourself
Do not need nature
The only requirement
A hint to season
Bicentennial
Goulash and Carlos Jacott
These are our seasons
Oh, why do you care?
All you have to do is share
in your underwear.
I made a mistake. The meaning was lost in my first one. I present another:
Oh, why do you care?
All you have to do is share
what's hiding down there
a little less bark
my dog bites goulash and you
bite bite arf arf arf
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