April 15, 2004

Tapped

Are you trying to tell me you expect something between the 200th entry and the Bicentennial event? You a-holes are never satisfied.

Well, the Bicentennial rapidly approaches and it's giving me a serious case of ants in the pants. I was so worked up about it last night, I eschewed my first and second loves (the ladies and my homies, respectively) and stayed home so I could eat club sandwiches and drink beer. Maybe that's not how you lock it down when you're worked up, but it's a method I've relied upon for some time. And tonight, I'm feeling the same way, which means I could either froth at the mouth here for several paragraphs, or get an early start to infuriating my neighbors. The choice is clear. Look for some disturbing pictures on Sunday.

Posted by Cody at April 15, 2004 6:08 PM
Comments

I'm thinking miniture golf holes will double as urinals tomorrow.

Posted by: Frito at April 15, 2004 7:04 PM

Looks like the weekend is starting off with some brilliant ideas from Frito. We are going to show that place a thing or two on Friday.

Posted by: Pdiddy at April 15, 2004 8:22 PM

Wait. You're confusing the Danza. Have we moved the date of the BiCen or are we making this a 48 hour affair?

Posted by: Danza at April 15, 2004 8:48 PM

It's a 48-er. Tomorrow, Putt Putt. Saturday, the proper Bice.

Posted by: Cody at April 15, 2004 8:54 PM

Well after that patio furniture fiasco, we had to reschedule a putt-putt date. We don't forget things, Danza.

Posted by: Pdiddy at April 16, 2004 1:39 AM

You better talk to Home Depot, because I ain't hearing it.

Posted by: Danza at April 16, 2004 2:12 AM

Wow, your Blog is awesome! I must confess I am a long time reader first time commenter.

Do you ever listen to "This American Life" on NPR? Its a brilliant show. One episode explored the gap between theroy and reality. I am sure if you think back and mentally review your life experiences you could probably recall several times when you had a assumption, or theory about something and it didn't match up to the reality. It's funny because I can't think of an example off the top of my head that was used in this show; however, I thought it was a brilliant observation. There are so many asumptions/perceptions we have about people and the reality, in some instances, turns out to be just the opposite. Cody, let me get to the point, I tend to ramble.

You write these very creative and quirky pieces, you are very talented. I will give you that much. However, what is your reality? Who is Cody Powell? I have a Theory about you as a witty smart intellect who is very amusing. Is this also your reality? Are you this intreguing in real life? Do you tend to those you care about with flowery prose, or do you use people and toss them into the wind? Are you an effective communicator? Do you get your point and real feelings across in real life, or do you simply drop off the face of the earth when your though playing a charade with someone??? It would be amazing if the theory of you matched up with your reality.....but oddly enough, I sense that it dosen't.

Will you ever bridge the gap?

Posted by: Interoffice Extension at April 16, 2004 8:18 AM

You always point the finger at Depot, Danza, never at yourself.

And as far as Interfoffice Extension goes, I sense they're someone I know, trying to make some sort of point about me. Yes, in real life, I am totally lame. I thought I had covered that already.

Posted by: Cody at April 16, 2004 9:10 AM

As a REAL Goulash fan, I feel it is my duty to counteract whatever bad karma that Interoffice Extension was generating in those comments. It's my Theory (why was it capitalized through the whole post? C'mon!) that Goulash is the greatest site on the internet (though I'm excluding all porn from any comparison - apples and oranges), and the bicentennial should be marked with maximal merriment. Hopefully I will be able to visit for the quadcentennial or quincentennial and be that really weird guy who saw that there was a party and travelled a thousand miles to get obnoxiously drunk and make a fool of himself (when he could do it just as easily at home, and avoid all the diseases and strange scars from blacking out in strange places).

May the miniature golf holes overflow with the urine of the believers! Weinerbiscuit 4-life!

Posted by: Timmy at April 16, 2004 12:20 PM

Thanks for getting my back, Timmy. I think if this site were ever to select a motto, "May the miniature golf holes overflow with the urine of the believers!" would be very high on the list.

Posted by: Cody at April 16, 2004 3:50 PM

Cheers Cody

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