Are you trying to tell me you expect something between the 200th entry and the Bicentennial event? You a-holes are never satisfied.
Well, the Bicentennial rapidly approaches and it's giving me a serious case of ants in the pants. I was so worked up about it last night, I eschewed my first and second loves (the ladies and my homies, respectively) and stayed home so I could eat club sandwiches and drink beer. Maybe that's not how you lock it down when you're worked up, but it's a method I've relied upon for some time. And tonight, I'm feeling the same way, which means I could either froth at the mouth here for several paragraphs, or get an early start to infuriating my neighbors. The choice is clear. Look for some disturbing pictures on Sunday.Posted by Cody at April 15, 2004 6:08 PM