There are some days where I would rather do anything than an entry on goulash; this is one of those days. However, there is a reason that this site is the people's champ when it comes to the WWW, and that is because I never let this ennui overcome me. I know that the instant I start taking days off, some rascal will sneak up behind me and steal my core audience of confused Japanese senior citizens. I made a sacred promise to Mrs. Yamamoto that I would not let this happen, and I'll be a bug-eyed mule if I back out on that today.
Now, since I already let everyone know I am running on creative empty today, let's take a look at how people are getting to goulash from various search engines. The number one search term people enter to get here, as always, is goulash. Even though Google may not recognize it, this site is numero uno in the hearts and minds of Hungarian food enthusiasts everywhere. Number two, and I only wish I were making this up, is car sabotage. Some of you may find this odd, since I don't really talk about the black art of automobile sabotage that much. To those of you holding that opinion, I can only say that you are missing the subtext. While I may not explicitly make reference to car sabotage, it is implied with every single word on here, and don't you forget it.
A little bit further down the list are three really great search terms. The first one is le goulash, which may signal the beginning of a powerful, new French youth movement, where I will be its torchbearer. That ought to look pretty good on a resume. The second is basset hound diet. While I'm not yet a world-renowned basset hound expert, I feel I can help these people out. The proper diet for a basset hound consists of nothing but vienna sausages, peanut m&ms, and Schlitz. Anything else and your dog will hate you. Finally, a lot of people are getting here by searching for cuban hookers on Google. I don't know how to break it to these people, but you have found exactly the right website. Just keep reloading this page until a prostitute bursts out of your monitor.
Posted by Cody at May 10, 2004 6:30 PM