Woooah, it's 9:30 PM and I just got home from work. Thus, no Goulash today. Just find a boozed up derelict and ask him to talk about dinosaurs or something; you pretty much get the same effect that way.
UPDATE.
As the first members of the Royal Order of Goulash to tackle the institution of marriage, allow me to congratulate Eric and Kristin on their engagement. Now, I must offer some blessings up for them. May both of you grow old and prosperous together, and maybe look into getting a gazebo at some point. May your first child be a masculine child, with a cool car and a neat haircut. May your second child be a bit of a disappointment at first, only to get her act together in college and become a wealthy periodontist. May your third child redefine the way all of us come to appreciate macaroni-based dishes. Finally, may children 4-13 form the world's greatest jug band, and perform as the featured act on many, many Carnival cruises. Congrats, you two.