June 24, 2004

Come to Me, Britney

Okay, I had to work late, I'm starting to get very excited about this weekend, and I can't figure out what's happening with Mavericks. All of this is to say that anything I'd write here would make absolutely no sense whatsoever. However, I can't leave my ho's hanging here, and I have an announcement to make. It's come to my attention that I am the number 1 result on Google for Britney Spears Sex Stories. It just goes to show you that no matter how Ms. Spears discredits me in the tabloids, the people will make their way to the truth. Gag order, shmag order!

Posted by Cody at June 24, 2004 7:43 PM
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