Short entry tonight because Danza and I are going to see Brendan Benson and Badly Drawn Boy tonight. When I say we're going to see them, I mean we'll be attending a concert put on by those two, not that we're going to some freak show where Brendan Benson and Badly Drawn Boy are on display in giant mason jars. I hope that's the case, at least. For $22, I want a lot more than just watching some dude sit in a jar; at the very least, throw a rabid possum in there with him. Or, better yet, put the guy in a cage so I can poke him with a stick and throw corn dogs at him.
Back with the usual 200 proof wackiness tomorrow. That's assuming neither of the performers become enraged by me singing along to all the songs in a glorious falsetto, and start swinging microphone stands at my head out of frustration. Danza: bring a camera crew in case someone connects and sends me into a vegetative state. I'll drool my way into the poor house!
Posted by Cody at October 25, 2004 6:49 PMThe Halloween fiesta will be at my house in Waco on Sat Oct 30th. Come whenever, wear a costume, and don't get naked in my pool. Ask Cody for directions if you don't know your way around fabulous Waco.
Posted by: HoPo at October 25, 2004 9:51 PMNow, what if a ghost is swimming around in the pool? I'll be damned if my jumpsuit and proton pack get wet. I'll also be damned if I mistake one of your neighbors for a ghost, but shit happens.
Posted by: Pdiddy at October 25, 2004 11:14 PMHoPo, prepare for the worst. And by "the worst" I mean a sticky kitchen floor and some drink spills on the sofa.
Posted by: Danza at October 26, 2004 12:40 AMIf you're serious about the come whenever thing, I'll be there today at lunch with my party pack. The party pack contains a bottle of whiskey, a pair of clean underwear, and some allergy medicine.
Posted by: Cody at October 26, 2004 9:27 AMSince I can't make it someone get naked in my honor.
Posted by: Frito at October 26, 2004 12:37 PMIf you feel that you must get naked, you and Cody can strip down and sit in the bath tub together, it's almost like a pool. And although it would be fun to start the party today, I was thinking more like come whenever on Friday or Saturday, but still bring the party pack and make sure it contains Jager. And Frito, I can't believe you're not coming, but I'm sure Cody and PDiddy will use your honor as an excuse to show us their shortcomings.
Posted by: HoPo at October 26, 2004 2:26 PMFace it HoPo. Ever since Tomball, this crowd has embraced the "Hang out with your wang out" philosophy.
Posted by: Danza at October 26, 2004 4:19 PMIn case my employers happen to read this, I have no idea what's being discussed.
Posted by: Cody at October 26, 2004 7:19 PM