What happens with Big Elvis, stays with Big Elvis.

A comprehensive write-up to follow.
Posted by Cody at January 13, 2005 7:43 PMwhen'd you get so fat and why are you wearing the jumpsuit
Posted by: xyz at January 13, 2005 7:47 PMThat is hot.
Posted by: Trucky at January 13, 2005 9:05 PMI see the resemblance, he must be the King's illegitimate love child.
Posted by: HoPo at January 13, 2005 10:07 PMThat's his story, actually. Perhaps you saw him on Fox News with it.
Posted by: Cody at January 13, 2005 10:34 PMI just peed myself.
Posted by: Brendan at January 13, 2005 11:35 PMI want to see the DNA test.
Posted by: HoPo at January 14, 2005 1:24 PMHe's eating the microphone!
Posted by: Luke at January 15, 2005 12:13 AM