February 8, 2005

Begging for Help

First, I would like to extend a completely ludicrous offer: if anyone can help me get Rhapsody working properly on my computer, I will give you something good. It was working fine for months, and now whenever I go to play a CD or something, it just randomly starts skipping tracks. It skips all the way through some CDs. I've uninstalled and reinstalled, and the problem remained. On other machines, this account works fine. People of the Internet, I am not a rich man, but some things are worth a little something something. If you help me, the world is yours*. A comely young lady from Russian? Done. A year's supply of pinto beans? My pleasure. A ride on the lunar rover? Certainly, and the astronaut ice cream is on me.

* Please note the world will not actually be yours, but I will give you something interesting for any help you can provide.

Lately, I've been readying myself for the moment when my car's steering wheel falls off and I plow into a bus full of orphans. So, I've gone out a couple of times to look at new cars, just to see what's out there and how much it's going to cost. I have discovered there's a lot out there in terms of automobiles, but the cost for each is many, many moneys. My conclusion: I will soon be riding to and from work in a horse-drawn carriage. Full-sized horses are too expensive, so it'll probably be a shetland pony pulling this caboose. If it's not too much to ask, everyone in Austin should carry a bag of oats in case I get stopped in traffic next to you. In the event Shetland ponies cost more than regular horses, I'll just throw caution to the wind and get my little pony anyway. Some things are worth the extra expense.

I'm going to do some other web stuff tonight, thus a short entry today. Maybe I'll have something to show for it tomorrow! Unlikely!

Posted by Cody at February 8, 2005 7:10 PM