If you were sitting in a bar in America and a man came in from off the streets to sell you tamales, you'd politely decline and then inform the police. If, however, you're sitting in a bar in Mexico and a man comes in from off the streets to sell you tamales, you must buy two dozen. And when he whips out the Clamato bottle filled with salsa, well, you realize what a good decision you've just made.
There are loads of stories and pics I could share, but the consulate has requested I keep most of those to myself. I will only share the following.




The most convincing LBJ impersonator ever, right?
Posted by: Pdiddy at February 20, 2005 9:39 PMIf look to the right of the dancing Miller Lite bottle in that second to last one, it looks like the search is over for our Hound Dog impersonator.
Posted by: Danza at February 20, 2005 10:01 PM