I'm not going to lie to you, folks: I've got nothing today. I've tried a few different things here, and it all came out flat and lifeless, much like my homemade bundt cake. Rather than rocking anyone's world, how about a few near limmericks?
There once was a guy named Chuck
With a world-renowned mandarin duck
You could squeeze on its beak
and then it would speak,
"Chuck is wearing women's underwear!"
There once was a lady named Jane
whose mustache could not be explained
She said, "My name's not Pierre,
so what's with the lip hair?
I guess it because I ate a thermometer while I was a baby."
I once had a cat I named Lester
Who was quite the savvy investor
He looked at my stocks
then crapped in my socks
and replied, "A mutual fund may be more appropriate for your risk tolerance."
Mutual funds are for grannys who don't care about underperformance! Index fundz 4 life!
I'd like to give a shout-out to my peeps. 'Sup Cube! Yo Spyder! Diamond, How they hangin'? Vanguard, call me, yo!
Posted by: Danza at March 29, 2005 8:10 PM