Skinemax O'Clock

Unnngh! That's my James Brown grunt, it's hard to type. I guess it's an onomatopoeia. My favorite onomatopoeia is gershploink, which is the sound that's made when a glass eyeball falls into a can of bacon grease; I'm probably not the first person to say that. My second favorite is rrrrrraaaaggmmm, which is the noise a platypus makes when it's choking on a pixie stick.

Here's a little more information about the birthday party for Isiah Thomas and Kirsten Dunst that I'm throwing on Saturday night here in Austin. I look for festivities to start at midnight, Greenwich Mean time, or 2 AM, Helsinki time. What that is in Central time, I don't really know; I consider myself a global citizen, first and foremost. To firm it up a bit, let's all just agree that we won't imbibe any alcohol until Cinemax is showing movies with naked people. We will call it Skinemax o'clock. And since I don't get Cinemax, we're going to need someone peering through my neighbors' windows in order to get the timing right.

What else needs to be said about IT&KD BP? Well, I don't want any devil dogs storming through the front door, like Rick Moranis's party in Ghostbusters. I would pay good money to see Rick Moranis do that, though. And if you're relying on me to furnish beverages, we'll all be sampling the cheapest crap El Salvador has to offer. Are we agreed? Allright then. Prepare your flame-retardant suits and let's get ready to rock.