Exciting news: the beleagured carpet in my living room got showered with a wholly new fluid this weekend. After the beating it's taken, I wondered if any new liquids could possibly be introduced to it, short of dragon's milk or toxic waste. DUH, I completely forgot about dog's blood! Thankfully, my cat and Laura's dog had something to say about that. Now the carpet is not only disturbing to look at, but it could actually give me canine leukemia. If any of you begin to notice my coat dulling or me no longer holding any interest in my chewy toys, take me out to the country and put me down.
What else happened? I bought my mom a spear for her birthday. Not for humans, but for frogs, as if that makes it any more understandable.
And now, a cartoon whose idea is surely better than its execution.
