May 26, 2005

Keep Your Expectations Low

Okay, I am absolutely unable to post here today. I have my big trip coming up this weekend, so most of my attention is there. Need I mention that I'll be documenting it all for a megapost here? A post so mega, when I unveil it, I'll smash a bottle of champagne against my monitor as if it were a boat's maiden voyage. A post so mega, some will mistake it for Sasquatch and make thousands when they sell their home videos of it to A Current Affair. A post so mega, I will undoubtedly let everyone down when I attempt to write it. But then again, if you wanted quality work, you wouldn't be here. Okay, have a good Memorial Day! And if you're a foreigner, have a good weekend defending your straw hut from hangs of murderous baboons!

Posted by Cody at May 26, 2005 7:13 PM
Comments

I have let my employers in on our plan with instructions that if we don't return, they are to call their commrades in the Orleans Parish District Attorney's Office. I'm sure the jail cell will swing wide open once they hear they have an intern in their custody. A Texas intern no less.

Posted by: Danza at May 26, 2005 9:27 PM

This evening I called on a little lady named Queen Anne. She is ready for the dance.

Posted by: DFJ at May 26, 2005 11:42 PM

It’s half past four and I’m shifting gear.

Posted by: Pdiddy at May 27, 2005 12:34 AM