Me Llamo CWMP

I got nothing today, except to say that the people in Honduras and Belize better be on their tippy toes in June. I've heard the things some of you said about me, defaming my character and making fun of my Dolly Parton impersonation (which is supposed to be funny to begin with, so your mockery doesn't phase me). In June, the score is settled. In June, I run screaming from the boat dock to your house, assuming the rebels don't leap out of the jungle and enslave me along the way.

Yeah, on Saturday night, I got a case of the crazies and booked a random, extravagant trip to Central America for the summer. If any of you happen to be from Central America, please let me know so that we can begin to talk about becoming enemies. That way, this trip doesn't fall under the category of "I have no impulse control", but instead the "I have a score to settle and I'll spare no expense in settling it" category. Not only do I feel a little better about myself that way, but it may be tax deductible.