Did anyone happen to accidentally scoop up my iPod over the weekend? It's much more likely I accidentally flushed it down the toilet or I buried it in the woods in a less lucid moment, but I thought I'd give it a shot here. Or perhaps I just happened to receive an iPod with a four month disappearance clause; enjoy it all you want for 16 weeks, and then at the end, it vaporizes itself. Clearly the staff warlocks at Apple are not folks to trifle with. Anyway, if anyone can help me out, please do so.
Last day of class today... YEEESSSSSSSS. I don't even know where to begin with this one. Since when do semesters last 100 years? I started this semester so long ago, William Howard Taft ate my first homework assignment. I started this semester so long ago, Earth hadn't even been invaded by the space beetles yet at mid-terms. You see where I'm going with this, right? I started this semester so long ago, I've been able to harvest diamonds from my textbooks. Do you have any idea how long it takes for paper to turn into diamonds? Me neither, but roughly the amount of time from mid January to now.
So now that's through, I can devote this summer to things I most care about: nachos, Colt 45, and a letter writing campaign to get Herman's Head back on TV. Combine all three and you'll get a big, greasy box of evidence for the attorneys at the Fox network. And let me tell you, that's going to be one enormous box. After all, I have all summer to work on it.
Posted by Cody at May 3, 2005 7:06 PMThe fake jew had his ipod. He might have gotten confused with all the booze and snatched up both.
Posted by: Frito at May 3, 2005 10:58 PMTaft ate your homework? Thats what you get for your leaving a bottle of worcestershire sauce on your desk.
Posted by: Willy Brand at May 4, 2005 1:58 AMI deny all allegations of iPod jewery.
Posted by: HoJew at May 5, 2005 9:01 AMI say get a rope.
Posted by: Trucky at May 5, 2005 5:13 PM