Ugh

Okay, about last night. I'd love to spin a witty and delightful tale of what happened, but I really have no idea. All I know is that I feel dirty. When I woke up this morning, my garage was filled with chimichangas, there was a sack of garbage on the roof of the carport, and the bathtub was covered in bright pink vomit. And you know what, it was a complete success. If anyone has any pictures, send them to me so I can do a proper write-up tomorrow.