June 23, 2005

I'll Be Eating Food Tonight

Okay, no more posts until July 5th, unless my jungle captors lend me a laptop and an Earthlink account! (Note to self: learn the spanish phrase for Earthlink.) If you are looking for enlightenment between now and then, check out the links I have on the left side of the page. Remember, I have nothing whatsoever to do with those people. Not only do I not read their sites, but I actively avoid their gazes at our wild blogger sex parties. Not that I'm a blogger. And also not that I've ever been to a wild sex party of any fashion, although I did see an episode of She Spies about one once. It got a little tawdry, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

But I digress. The next time you hear from me, I will be missing a finger and I'll have contracted malaria. See you on the other side, amigos.

Posted by Cody at June 23, 2005 6:27 PM