Hey, it's another fake post! I had to work like one million hours today so you'll get nothing and like it.
Okay, not quite nothing. I was thinking the other day what a great idea it'd be if car manufacturers could replace their usual seats with seats made of gingerbread. It smells good, it's sturdy, and it takes a long time to go rotten. I see no downside. Well, if you went that route, starving people could break into your car and eat all of your furniture. I don't know which I'd prefer: for someone to break into my car and steal my CDs, or for someone to break into my car and eat all the furniture. It wouldn't make for much of a ride if you had to squat all of the while to the gingerbread furniture store. That's why I'd poison one seat at random. Not lethal amounts, just enough for a heck of a bellyache. Eat my gingerbread car once, shame on you. Eat it twice, shame on the poison manufacturers.
Posted by Cody at June 9, 2005 8:39 PM