My Water Proof Cheese Box

Snack cakes for links? Send me a Ho Ho (or Ho Ho type product) post haste, or get some first-hand knowledge of snackcake vigilanteism. (In case that doesn't count as a link, I enjoyed this.)

Soooo, the weekend was a success. Any weekend where I don't burn the house down counts as a success. By that criteria, I have many successful weekends, but the unsuccessful ones really take a toll on the ol' wallet. But this one was an actual success, in that I saw a movie (Murderball: good), went down the river (Guadalupe: also good), and ate some macaroni and cheese (Velveeta: hard to beat). Sadly, I wasn't doing all three at once. If you ever do catch me doing these actions simulateously, you'll know that the Make A Wish Foundation was prominently involved. To coordinate something that beautiful, it takes some dollars. It would also require a floating, water-proof cheese box, an idea so glorious, it'd rend the universe apart. In light of that, maybe it's good I didn't do all of them at once. Allow me to dream, though; allow me to dream.