Woooooooooooo, let's hear it for workplace productivity! This time, I'm not talking about my unfortunate habit of napping in the toilet stall in the men's room, but ACTUAL workplace productivity. I've been working on something for nearly six months at work (with others) and we just finished it up today. It's sweet, that feeling of accomplishment. Not quite as sweet as when I set the Travis County record for greatest number of vitamins consumed without vomiting, but what is? It's still pretty sweet. If you happen to see me around town, please stuff my pockets with cash as your way of saying thanks. If you happen to see me around town and I'm not wearing pants, please call my parents and then buy me some pants.
What else? A certain internet no-goodnik and furry fetishist continues to stir me up with his idiotic notion of a poetry war. Lybrand, you couldn't rhyme your way out of fat camp. At the same time, you couldn't rhyme your way IN to a leper colony. What I am saying is: you suck. And just to emphasize, here is a poem.
Look at that big, stanky butt on Lybrand
Wiggling it to and fro as he grandstands
Singing a ditty
To a cat he finds pretty
While getting inappropriate with a man's hand.
Good Lord, I disturbed myself with that one.
Posted by Cody at August 23, 2005 6:37 PMYou guys got me busted at work today. I couldn't help but be drawn into the poetry war and when a fully belly laugh erupted from my office, the boss hound was on my heals. Thanks a lot, guys, thanks a lot!
But well worth it.
Posted by: Julie at August 24, 2005 10:18 AMNo one ever said a poetry war would boost productivity.
Posted by: Cody at August 24, 2005 6:08 PM