C-Jac, Representing

Frito brought up a great point in yesterday's comment, one that I've been meaning to touch on for a few weeks now. Carlos Jacott, Goulash's favorite character, is now gracing the screens of America on HBO's Big Love, along with Bill Paxton's butt cheeks and the swimming girl from Cabin Boy. Since he's now been on Big Love and Curb Your Enthusiasm, here's hoping that HBO starts giving him guest spots on all of their shows, starting with Cathouse.

In case you guys missed out on the big Carlos Jacott story here on this site, I will do a little recap. Maybe two years ago or so, I noticed there was no Carlos Jacott web presence whatsoever. I started up a site for him, CarlosJacott.com, but it wasn't your typical fan site stuff, with a bunch of stories about Carlos riding on ponies. Instead, it was kind of an absurd, fictional universe where Carlos was a huge, eccentric celebrity and Eric Stoltz was a crazed drunk who wouldn't leave him alone. I thought it was pretty funny and some others did also, but I think Carlos was just kind of confused. Eventually, I took the site down, lest I have to explain the entire web site in a court of law. I'm sure if you looked at the archives, you'd see the whole, deranged saga.

Here's the question I'd like to pose. Carlos's last big role was as a regular on She Spies, a syndicated series. Now that he's a semi-regular guest star on Big Love, is that a step up? Is it a step more to the side and down a little?

It may be too early to tell. For all I know, Bill Paxton is going to pawn some of his wives off on Carlos in an upcoming episode. All of a sudden, who cares about the Pax-man? We want to know what's going on across the street in the home of Carl Martin! What're the interactions like between the wives? Has he resorted to male sexual enhancements to keep the ladies happy? For the love of God, which of the wives washes his undies?! Polygamy presents many questions. Carlos Jacott, if given the opportunity, will present the answers.