It has come to my attention that over the past 630 entries, a few factual errors have slipped through. Here are the corrections, and apologies to all of those I led astray.
In the entry on June 6, 2003, I stated that William Henry Harrison was the tenth President of the United States. He was actually the ninth.
In the entry on August 15, 2003, I stated that my Uncle Moe formerly managed a Weinerschnitzel drive-through. While he is an enthusiastic and all-consuming love for hot dogs, this was not correct.
In the entry on March 2, 2004, I stated that, on my way home from work, I hit a pot hole. I blamed these pot holes on hookers plying their trade on the streets of Austin. To my knowledge, the city of Austin does not have such a policy.
In the entry on May 31, 2004, I stated that early that morning, Charlie Sheen swung a battle axe at me and impelled me to help him slaughter the Blood Viking. On later reflection, Charlie Sheen and I have never met.
In the entry on July 9, 2004, I stated that I had discovered the true assassin of JFK, and that it was none other than Hillary Duff. Ms. Duff's camp has since informed me that not only was she not alive then, but that she absolutely hates book depositories.
In the entry on January 30, 2005, I stated that a group of shadowy government agents kidnapped me, flew me to Afghanistan, and forced me to sing show tunes to captured Taliban operatives. I have since learned that these weren't government agents, but neighborhood insurance agents.
In the entry on April 15, 2005, I stated that gingivitis makes you gay. Heterosexual dentists have assured me that this is untrue.
In the entry on December 20, 2005, I claimed to live in a hole in a wall with groups such as the Fraggles, Doozers, and Gorgs. I further stated that they called me Trash Heap and referred to me on various spiritual matters. Upon further examination, I realized I had accidentally confused my life with the plot of Fraggle Rock.
Posted by Cody at May 9, 2006 5:38 PM