Have you noticed how I haven't been obsessing over the Mavericks, even though they're in the freaking NBA Finals? That's because recently, I started up a whole Zen Buddhist thing and my life is as smooth as wrinkle-free pantaloons. In fact, neighborhood ruffians regularly come up to me and start beating me in the head with folding chairs, and I don't even give a crap. It's because I'm zennin' it, big time.
Actually, I'm just a little disgusted by any sporting event that takes 2 months to decide. Can't they just have one big game with all of the teams playing at once? (Would there be multiple balls in play, you wonder. Yes, I'm willing to allow it.) Something that takes this long to decide is mere millimeters from being a tie in my book, the most un-American outcome possible. So, in case anyone is wondering why I'm not worked up over a big thing when I'm usually apoplectic over the barometric pressure, I guess it's because I'm protesting. Protesting for America, I'd like to add.
(Draining day of work today, this is all you get. Deal with it!)
Posted by Cody at June 15, 2006 6:59 PM