First, let's resolve some prior issues. Did I ever get a truck for Operation Big TV? You bet your sweet bippy; Frito and I are making the trip sometime soon. Many thanks to everyone who volunteered their vehicle. I know personally that I'm very sad I can't use some random internet dude as my personal Greyhound bus, only for him to chloroform me and imprison me in his basement.
Second, what happened with my speeding ticket? I'm doing defensive driving. Did you know that, according to the city of Austin, whether I go 1 mph or 24 mph over the speed limit, I still pay the same amount to resolve the ticket? I kick myself for only going 75 in a 65; I should've kicked that baby up to 89! Anyway, I'm on probation now and so no hotrodding about town. Will that change my driving habits? No way; just like the tattoo on my rear end states, I'm a THUG 4 LIFE.
I would enthrall everyone some more, but Das Boot just came from Netflix and I'm itching to start viewing. Laura accuses me of monopolizing the queue on there. Since when do females not like to watch 3.5 hours about u-boats? Answer me that! I can only think of one group who'd object to this movie, and that's u-boat sympathizers, those filthy savages.Posted by Cody at September 27, 2006 7:47 PM