Alright, no post yesterday because my cable modem wet its pants and then exploded. You didn't miss anything. It would've been three paragraphs along the lines of, "What kind of idiot grows a beard for Halloween?" The answer is this idiot here, and now that I've come this far with it, I can't shave it off. Have you ever seen the Kids in the Hall sketch where Kevin McDonald grows a beard while he's on vacation, only for it to start choking him and then turn him into a wolf man? I'm at the choking stage, and starting to investigate wolf man prevention schemes. It's staying until Halloween, damn it.
Alright, I've said before how I'm having a party this Saturday, and a few folks have wondered if there'll be a keg. I don't think so. I've had kegs at parties past (thanks to Frito and Diddy), and it's always cool to tell someone, "Come on over, I've got a keg." What isn't so cool is the next morning when you stumble into your garage and see that you still have 30 pounds of beer left. What do you do with that much beer, if you don't live near a homeless shelter?
I did the smart thing and just left it in my garage. I'm not sure now what happened to it. Maybe the beer and the keg evaporated. Maybe there's a burglar out there who's been drunk for two years. More likely, it was still there when I moved out. Whatever the case, I had to purposefully park around it for a while and so I'm not having that happen again. So, if you're looking to pull a booze-a-roo over here, I suggest you bring some peach schnapps of your own.
Quick take on the World Series: anybody see the testicle shot that Pudge took in Game 3? Holy Lord, that looked excruciating. Also, why does everyone on the Cardinals have stupid facial hair? There's a disproportion number of soul-patches there and I'm going to know why. If only because of that, I still think Detroit will win.
Posted by Cody at October 25, 2006 8:57 PM