December 18, 2006

Woooohoooooooooo

Woooooohooooooo, I'm done with school! Wooooooohooooooo, I got a Wii! Wooooooohooooooo, my mom got me a machete for Christmas!

1. I finished with my class this semester, all praise be to Huckleberry Hound. Since the grades aren't in just yet, I'll just say this: Wow, was that ever an unpleasant way to spend my leisure time. I am, however, 1/8 of the way closer to my master's degree. 1/8 of the way?! Where's that spam I got about a doctorate for $14?

2. One of my dad's work associates bought a Wii and a PS3 without telling his wife. When she found out, she chased him around the kitchen with a rolling pin for a few hours, until he agreed to sell both. My dad took the PS3, and I took the Wii. I got it hooked up during my lunch hour and promptly bowled a 202 in Wii Sports. That's Wiidiculous!

3. Laura and I have already opened a couple of presents that were intended for both of us. At this moment, we've received no less than 3 sets of knives. Either people are tired of cutting their steak with butter knives at our house, or they're looking to spice up our relationship a little bit. I actually don't know if you can call my mom's present a set of knives, as with a few of those things, I could adequately lead a South American guerilla army.

In other news, I still need to buy a lot of presents for Christmas, my cat is getting fatter, and our applications are in for the World Series of Pop Culture. If mine doesn't compel VH1 to give me and Flava Flav our own show where we run an apple orchard, then I just don't know about the decision making process at that network.

Posted by Cody at December 18, 2006 7:17 PM
Comments

Keep the machete away from Boj.

Posted by: Frito at December 18, 2006 9:25 PM

I'm thinking about moving away and not telling him. The first time that man steps into my kitchen, I expect to lose multiple limbs.

Posted by: Cody at December 19, 2006 8:34 PM