Remember when I mentioned that I'd be speaking at a developer conference here in Austin this weekend? There are 80 people registered for my talk! Holy caca balls. I think my presentation is pretty good thus far, but... 80 people.
If I work the numbers, it's actually not that daunting.
80 people signed up.
30 of these people signed up for the session thinking I was Cody Powell, Alabaman graphic artist.
28 of the remaining people are Internet-savvy hobos looking for air conditioning and free snacks.
19 of the remaining people are buyers from Ebay, looking to confront me over my fraudulent Beanie Baby sales.
That leaves 3 people who actually signed up and wanted to hear me speak. I'm guessing that 2 of those people are me, submitting the registration form twice on accident, and the other one is Paddy. He's used to me not making any sense, so the pressure is evaporating.
Okay, Mavs play the Warriors in Game 6 tonight. I suspect the Mavs get lost on the way to the stadium, show up at a junior high, and beat the holy hell out of St. Anthony Episcopal School's Fighting Bishops.
Posted by Cody at May 3, 2007 6:25 PMGreat, now I *have* to show up.
Posted by: paddy at May 3, 2007 9:11 PM