Believe it, folks; I'm back from Mexico. How was my trip? Well, I ate lots of good stuff, had a drink or two, parasailed, snorkeled, won many games of dominoes, met the first ever cool white dude with dread locks, ate the world's hottest pepper and nearly wet myself, found some buried treasure (seriously), saw a bottle of mezcal with a scorpion in the bottom of it, and succeeded in getting a bizarre sunburn that looks a lot like a horrible tribal tattoo. So, pretty much the usual.
The trip was fantastic. I think the whole fam (sans H-Po) had a very large time, as one could only expect in such an excellent locale. Still, I am happy to be back. My pets are here, and it's nice to be in a country where I don't have to tip everyone I see. Also, it is nice to go 5 minutes in the sun without feverishly applying sunscreen. I wore so much of that stuff last week, I expect to be waterproof for the rest of my life. That is the price of a vacation! I have lots of pictures and whatnot, and I promise to upload them at my typical glacial pace.
What's been going on since I've been gone? I'll answer for you: nothing! The sun was a little darker, the days were a little longer, and the nights were a little colder, yes? (I don't care if that doesn't make sense meteorologically.) That's the effect that Goulash. Well, it doesn't have that effect on my life or any of yours, but maybe some lonely old woman in Eastern Europe whose English isn't very good and confuses me with her grandson. Good news, crazy lady; I'm back!
(Also, how about those Rangers? I like how they get 15 games under .500 and then unleash their frenzied attack. Another also, I hope everybody is watching Flight of the Conchords on Sunday nights on HBO, as it is rocking the houseboat.)
Posted by Cody at June 25, 2007 8:27 PM